me: why is everyone IGNORING me
also me: *leaves phone on Do Not Disturb 24/7, only replies in group chats once every three days, keeps everyone on read for days and distances myself because (cuckoo clock noise)*
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
just in case we lose this legendary post due to titty restrictions
